It should be illegal for you to be gay if you insist on being so damn hot. Not that I have anything against gays, but you taking pictures like this is merely TORTURE to all your female fans.
Love you to death,
Mabel Teal and the rest of the mentally healthy female population (the ones that are intelligent and can see how amazing you are!).
Reblog you are a mentally healthy female (or even male :) )
(Source: ha-ha-zombie)
